Very very wrong.  This must be true.  Things are goin great in my life.  I'm happy.  Got a good job, a good gal, a roof over my head, food in my fridge, bills are paid, and my credit rating is getting better every month.  But still, there is something extremely wrong.

Why you ask?  Two reasons.

1. Currently stuck in my head is the opening to the PS2 game Katamari Damacy, which you can view here.  What the fuck is wrong with the Japanese?!?!  And why has it infected my brain?!?!?!!!1!!1!eleventyone!!1
2. Last night I dreamt that I was stuck in the movie "Manos: The Hands of Fate".  The one movie that MST3K could not make less painful.  It was still an extremely funny episode, but the funny came alongside the pain, instead of replacing it.  Deep Hurting indeed.